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October 29th, 2011

Horror Film Cell Phone Charger

(Photo courtesy of Ruder Finn)

Calling all desperate, helpless horror film characters.  You no longer have an excuse for that ill-timed dead cell phone battery that leaves you and your friends at the mercy of whatever ghost/zombie/clown killer thing that’s stalking you.  The Sherpa 120 Power Pack from Goal Zero can power a cell phone for over 40 hours.  It supports 12V, AC, and USB.  Just once I’d like to see this problem easily solved in a horror film.

If AC were in Dawn of the Dead 8, everyone’s cell phones would die like they always do, except not mine because I have this thing.  Everyone’s freaking out, while I calmly pull the Sherpa 120 out of my pack.  Phone fully operational, I call in the US military and take out that killer zombie horde with a predator drone strike.  My co-stars embrace me in thanks and relief, as I look straight into camera and say… “Can you hear me now?”

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