AFTER THE FACEBOOK PHONE — WHAT ELSE?

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Buzz has died down around the Facebook phone, but this may be one of those anticlimactic scenes where the murderer jumps out at you after you think the heroine has finally drowned him. We may have a Facebook Phone grab our ankle from under the bed yet. Until then, let’s imagine what else Facebook could cook up if they decided to really apply themselves in a gadget kitchen.
Facebook Shoes. Who needs to “check in” to a Facebook location when your shoes can do it for you? The Facebook Shoe would seamlessly combine great style with great geolocation. Choose from a plimsol, a sneaker, or a stylish wedge for the ladies.
Facebook Glasses. Google Glasses are SO February 2012. Facebook Glasses let you snap pics, read your Newsfeed, and update your status without ever having to open a browser window. BONUS: A “sunglasses” mode for when you’re cyberstalking that cute girl from accounting.
Facebook Blender. The Facebook Blender takes the ever-popular food pics to its logical conclusion. Put raw ingredients into it, and the Facebook Blender will automatically update your status with the ingredients before blending it into a delicious puree. Yum.
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