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The Paris Review outdid itself recently with a collection hilarious fake drunk texts from famous authors (the Culturazzi is a big fan of the Chaucer entry). That got me thinking: What if we were privy to the tipsy conversations of a few big names in tech? Here’s a few (purely speculative) SMS messages.
Mark Zuckerburg: hey dude want to hang?
Kevin Systrom: nah bro.
MZ: I’ve got a lot of $$$. Here’s 1B.
KS: K, I’m on my way.
MZ: Bring a camera.
Kim Dotcom/Schmitz: Hey man just bought a new island! Come visit!
Friend: LOL ok what’s the address?
Kim Dotcom: New Zealand.
Dick Costolo: I’m drunk.
Friend: Hilarious. Why you texting me?
DC: Wait I’m not on Twitter?
Priscilla Chan: Where r u???
Mark Zuckerburg: I’m out with the homies, gurl.
Priscilla Chan: better not be out with that shady Kevin Systrom.