THIS VALENTINE’S DAY, FLIP THE KILLSWITCH

Breaking up used to be easy. You had options: meet up in a loud restaurant so she she can’t make a scene. Write a ‘Dear John’ letter. Don’t show up to the wedding. Simple.

But now, it’s the digital age. It’s tough enough erasing a single embarrassing photo from Cancun, let alone an entire ex. So you’ve either got to deal with their stupid face and the new beau showing up on your feed for the foreseeable future, or you’re got to take on a nasty social media “scorched earth” policy.

No longer. KillSwitch is a an app that promises to “flip the switch” – quietly and efficiently deleting all traces of your ex from your digital life. Just point out the target, select the offending posts, and pull the trigger. Think of it as the deadly Navy SEAL of break-ups to love’s Cupid.

Happy Valentine’s Day, ya’ll, and happy hunting.